The Ease of Incineration Toilets

No more concerns of septic tanks, Or composting piles to maintain, Incineration toilets have no stank, And require minimal upkeep to sustain.

With no need for water or a drain, They’re perfect for off-grid living, And in vacation homes, they remain, Ready to go, without any misgiving.

Just empty the ash pan once a week, And add some water to keep it neat, A steam clean cycle, press the start, And your toilet works like a work of art.

No need to worry about sanitation, Or pathogens that linger and spread, Incineration toilets provide salvation, With high-temperature burning that leaves no dread.

So if you’re looking for a toilet that’s easy, With benefits that are sure to please, Consider an incineration toilet, it’s not cheesy, And it’s the perfect solution for your lavatory needs.

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